Jan 29, 2021
Kyle and Ethan from The Babylon Bee talk about Gavin Newsom lifting lockdowns, GameStop stonks, and the impeachment of a former president. They also throw down in an epic rap battle and tell you how you can have a zoo name a roach after your ex.
Kyle and Ethan have a rap battle so you will throw money at them.
Stuff That’s Good
Kyle likes his trusty Leatherman Rebar.
Ethan likes his new collection of G.K. Chesterton poems signed by the man himself.
Stories of the Week
Topic of the Week
Richard takes issue with us assuming the fate of the eternal soul of Jeffrey Epstein or making light of hell.
A LOVE MAIL from Joseph R. and asking for advice on marriage & purity, and also to dispute Kyle and Dan’s ranking of LOTR films.
Bonus Hate Mail
Kwame thinks our AOC coverage is bad and we should feel bad.
Subscriber Headlines of the Week
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We get an unbelievable update about one of Calvins- you already know which one.