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Apr 30, 2021

THE BEE WEEKLY: Racist Soap Dispensers and Headlines By Kids

On The Babylon Bee Weekly, Kyle and Ethan are joined by stand-up comedian Trevor Andersen again. They talk about drag racing cops and the racism built into automatic soap dispensers. We hear the best headline pitches by our subscribers' children and find a new hero of the faith. As always we end in hate mail, this one most likely coming from a disheartened satire-hating robot.


Trevor Andersen is back on the podcast to guest host. 

Coming up next Tuesday we have Dr. Jason Lisle, a young earth creationist on the interview show. 

We read subscriber comments and YouTube comments 

Weird News

  1. Greyhound Wins Race In New Zealand, But Is Later Discovered To Be On Methamphetamine 

  2. Michigan Woman Glues Eye Shut After Mistaking Nail Glue For Eye Drops

  3. Oklahoma Woman Charged With Felony For Not Returning VHS Tape 21 Years Ago

  4. Two D.C. Police Cars Were Totaled After Officers Decided To Drag Race Each Other

  5. Florida Family Accused Of Selling Bleach As A "miracle" Cure For COVID-19

  6. Automatic Soap Dispensers Are Racist Now

  7. Biden Was The Only World Leader With A Mask On During Virtual Climate Summit

  8. British Speed-Eater Drinks Capri Sun in 15.71 Seconds For Guinness Record

Kids Pitch Babylon Bee Headlines

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Heroes of the Faith

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Hate Mail

We get hate mail from a Stephen Hawking robot

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