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Apr 16, 2021

Woke Ice Cream and Secret Racism

This is The Babylon Bee Weekly for the week of April 16, 2021.

Kyle and Ethan talk about the weirdest of news like the Pentagon developing a microchip to detect Covid-19 symptoms before they arise and all the ways you could be a racist and not even know it. After that, they examine how ice cream is trying to dismantle the police and how video games are putting in disabled women as World War 2 soldiers. As always, we end in delicious hate mail that our bold CEO Seth Dillon responded to while swimming in his pool of $100 bills.


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Weird News

Groom's Mom Discovers Bride Is Her Long-Lost Daughter On Wedding Day

Two Men Arrested In India For Using Monkeys To Steal Cash From Unsuspecting Victims

Police Bust Mattress Factory Using Discarded Masks Instead Of Cotton To Fill Their Mattresses

Cat Rescued After 18 Days Stuck In Arkansas Tree

Co-Founder Of BLM Just Bought a $1.4 million L.A. "compound" In A Rich, Largely White Neighborhood

David Hogg Drops Pillow Venture He Launched During Spat With Mike Lindell

Steak-Umm Takes Out Neil DeGrasse Tyson AT THE KNEES In Epic Tweet Storm

Chicago Car Thief Participates In Zoom Court Hearing For Stealing A Car From Inside Another Stolen Car

The Pentagon Has Developed A Microchip That Goes Under Your Skin And Can Detect Covid-19 Before Symptoms Arise.

Idaho Man Stacks 34 Bars Of Wet Soap For Guinness World Record

10 Signs You Might Be A Secret Racist

Most Bizarre Companies That Have Gone Woke

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