Nov 20, 2020
This is the Babylon Bee Weekly
News Podcast for the week of 11/20/2020.
In this episode of The Babylon
Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk about the week’s biggest stories
like Disney cleaning up that shocking Mandalorian scene where Baby
Yoda ate an unfertilized egg, Biden slapping some BLM stickers on
attack drones, and Target making marketing decision based on single
tweets. Get a behind the scenes look at The Babylon Bee’s sweet new
animation studio taking flight and listen to Kyle and Ethan talk
about weird real news, stuff that’s good, and glorious hate
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Kyle went to Texas and
experienced Buc-ee’s, guns, and freedom.
Stuff That’s Good
Economics in One
Lesson by Henry
Ethan likes the Roald Dahl Audio
Sri Lankan Lawmaker bites raw fish
to bolster slumping sales
a coronavirus outbreak was traced back to the Central Fish maker in
Colombo, the country’s commercial capital, the fishing industry
took a hit.
- "I am
making an appeal to the people of this country to eat this fish.
Don't be afraid. The coronavirus will not infect you," the lawmaker
said, before taking a bite out of a raw fish
Japanese Town Deploys Growling
Robot ‘Wolves’ to protect residents from Bears
bear sightings at a five year high, and dozens attacks reported in
Japan alone, city officials in the town of Takikawa on the island
- Looking like a cross between Wolverine and the
Terminator, each cyborg Canis lupus comes equipped with flashing
red eyes, a blinking tail, and a repertoire of loud, threatening
sounds—growls, roars, and heavy machinery noise—all triggered by
School asks parents to stop
throwing late students over closed gate
Trillade school in Avignon
put up signs outside
its gate showing a cartoon of a
parent sending a small child airborne to get over the fence. The
text on the sign asks parents not to throw their
Botched carving restoration on
Spanish building ridiculed online
carved figure in the facade of a Spanish building is going viral on
social media after an apparent botched restoration left the
figure's face unrecognizable.
result of the restoration has drawn comparisons to the botched
"Monkey Christ" fresco restoration in the town of Borja, as well as
comparisons to the faces of a Tusken Raider from Star Wars and U.S. President Donald Trump.
Video shows unauthorized man with
flamethrower atop NYC bus
rapper who said he was making a tribute to a legendary New York
City hip-hop group was recorded shooting a flamethrower from the
top of an occupied city bus in an unsanctioned stunt a transit
agency spokesman called “absurd, dangerous and just plain
- Dupree, who also refers to himself as
the Flame G.O.D,
posted drone footage of the effort.
In an earlier Instagram post, he invited people to the area for ice
cream, T-shirts and champagne
Egg fight at Tesco after woman was
shushed for two minute silence
woman was told to shush while other customers observed the silence
in of fallen servicemen and women. However, she took umbrage at
witness heard someone shout “you’ve disrespected my
7th Grade Language Art teach “living in the forest” and
doesn’t have adequate internet to host.
Stories of the Week
Edits Controversial Mandalorian Scene So Baby Yoda Just Eats An
has edited its controversial scene from The Mandalorian, where The
Child eats an unfertilized alien egg, so that the creature
affectionately known as "Baby Yoda" will simply eat an unborn human
were mad that Baby Yoda ate an unfertilized alien egg.
we also add that the alien egg, along with Baby Yoda, and along
with the entire plot and cast of Mandalorian, is
- Buuuut abortion? Not so much.
Carano loves us
Progress: Biden Administration To Apply 'Black Lives
Matter' Decals To All Attack Drones
this is progress: in a move to bring attention to issues of social
justice in the United States, the Biden administration has
announced that all attack drones used to bomb countries in the
Middle East will have "Black Lives Matter" decals applied to them.
not sure why everyone is acting like the Biden administration will
be love, tolerance and rainbows. The Obama administration dropped
over 26,000 bombs in 2016 alone. That’s 72 bombs a day.
Target Immediately Pulls Bible From Shelves After Church Of
the Church of Satan complained on Twitter that Target was selling
Bibles, the retailer quickly apologized and pulled the Bible from
its shelves. The Church of Satan complained that the book was
"Satanophobic." Its tweet got 666 retweets, and Target jumped into
action, immediately responding to the tweet that the book was
pulled from shelves.
jest. But ACTUALLY: Target DID pull Abigail Shrier’s book after one
- UPDATE: Target
because a different trans person complained about
later found out
40,000 Gamers DID sign a
petition to remove the
Bible from Target after the retailer decided to ban Grand Theft
Auto V from their stores. Target said “we don’t sell the
Topic of the Week: Bee Animation
We got an email from someone who
normally likes our stuff.
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Gavin asks Kyle and Ethan about
changes to old hymns.
Bonus Hate Mail!
Patrick or “laugh track” as he
is affectionately called reads hate mail about his
Subscriber Headlines of the Week
Ethan’s “friend” has a really